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Comedy : Hasi Deu Eak Phera

Mohan : I love you ko artha k hunchha ?

Urbashi : Ma TImilai maya garchhu .

Mohan : Gazzab chha ba, timisanga english ma euta question k
sodhe, timi masanga Prem garna thaleu ?


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Ekchoti Mohan le euta gadha ko agadi euta rakshi ko balti ra arko ma pani
bharera rakhidiyo. Gadha le rakshi ko balti chadera pani piyo, tespachhi Mohan
le shyam lai sodhyo.

Mohan : Shyam, la bhana yesbata timile k siksha payeu ?

Shyam : Jasle Rakshi Piudaina tyo gadha ho.

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Mohan : Malai achammko roog lageko chha, jaba meri
wife bolchin taba ma k hi sundina.

Doctor : Oh ho ! Yo ta roog haina , Bhagwan ko kripa ho.

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Pandit ji :Sastrama lekhiyeko chha ki Husband ra wife
bhaneka ekai rath ka dui Pangra hun. Yadi yi madhay ek bigriyo bhane rath
chaldaina. Yes bata timile k shiksha pauchhau ?

Mohan : Maile yes bata k siksha paye bhane, hamile euta
atirikta Pangra jageda rakhnu parchha.

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Jeevan : Aaja maile mero class ko ramri keti laai
Phasaaye.

Shyam : Kasari ni ?

Jeevan : Maile Plane banayera sir laai hirkaye, tespachhi
sir le rishayera sodhnu bhayo - Kasle garyo yo kaam bhanera ? Ani maile
uthera tyo ketiko naam bhanidiye, ani tyo Phasi !

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Doctor :
Bachha laai Pani pilaunu bhanda aagadi, ramrari
umalnu parchha.

Mahila : Tara Doctor saab, umalyo bhane bachha
mardaina ra !

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Roshan laai euta charale sarai dukha diyiraheko thio, usle tyo chara laai marne yojana banayo ra Jaal thapera Samaatyo ani charalaai marna Thulo Rukh maathi chadyo ra mathi pugera tyo charalaai tala tira phali diyo.

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Euta kukhuri anda kinna pasale kaha gaie ra pasale sanga dui ota anda maagi.

Pasale : Timi yo anda k garchau ?

Kukhuri : Mero kukhurale bhaneko," Darling, jabo 4 rupaiya ko laagi kina timi aafnu figure bigarchau ?

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Chori : Aama, ma Roshan sanga Bihe gardina, kinabhane
u God ma biswas gardaina !

Aama : Chori, ta ussanga bihe gar, tespachhi u aafai God ma biswas garna thachha.

Bibaha ko k hi din pachhi

Chori : Aama hijo rati mero uha sanga jhagada
bhayo.

Aama : Chinta garni pardaina chori, Baibahik jeevanma yesto sanatina jahgada bhai rahanchha.

Chori : Tyo ta thik chha, aama teso bhaye ma tyo laas ko k garu ?

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Ek mahila doodh bikreta sanga: Sauji, kina ho aajabholi ta doodh sarai patalo aauchha ni ?

Doodh Bikreta : Tyo ta thaha bhayo, tara malai kina bhanu hunchha kunai ramro Doctor laai dekhaunuhos na.

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Euta Balatkari marepachi Yamarajle uslai narkako sajaya
sunaudai bhane: Yo paapi laai taato telma haalnu.

4-5 ghanta pachhiYamarajle daasilaai bolayerasodhe: Kina ahile samma tyo paapi lai telma nahaleko ?

Daasi : K garu Prabhu ! Tyo paapile malaai chulo balnanai
didaina.

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Buba (abibaahit garbabati chori sanga) : Chori ekchoti bhanide, talai yo awastama puryaune ko ho ?

Chori : Maile tapailaai 15 ota kera khuwaye bhane tapai
bhanna saknu hunchha ki kun chai kera le tapaiko bhar badayo bhanera !

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Mohan : K ho Shyam, timro daat ajahi dukhiraheko chha ? aaba chinta nagara yesko upachar masanga chha.

Shyam : Kasto upachar ?

Mohan : Thaha chha, jaba mero daat dukchha, mata sidha ghar janchhu ra meri srimati laai angalo halera sutchhu.

Shyam : A teso bhaye aile timro srimati yetibela kaha
bhetinchin ta.

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छोरी : बुवाअ बहिरा मान्छेहरु स्विमिङ पुल्कोलगी चन्दा माग्न याएका छन ।
मुन्द्रे : ए हो र ल एक बल्टिन पनि लगेर देउ न त ।

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Mohan : Yaar, euta khusi ko kura chha, Ma ra meri
premika bibaha gardai chhau ?

Shyam : Ho ra , ani kahile gardai chhau ta bihe ?

Mohan : Maile Magh 3 gate ra unle chai Phalgun 8 gate.

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Roshniko bibaha paschat unki sashule unlai samjhaain : Hera Aaja dekhi timi malai aafnai aama samjha, Mohan ko buba laai
aafnai buba samjha.

K hi ber pachhhi dhokako ghanti bajchha.

Sashu : Hera ta chori dhokama ko chha ?

Roshnile dhoka kholin ra Mohan lai dekhera
: Aama dai aaunu bhayechha !]

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Pasale : Hera Mohan, grahak laai kahile pani khali pathaunu hudaina, yedi grahak le mageko saaman chaina bhane turantai arko mildo juldo saaman offer garnu parchha.

Tetibela euta Grahak aaucha ra Toilet Paper magchha.

Mohan : Toilet Paper ta chaina, khaksi diu ?

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Ekpatak teen ota phal ek aapas ma guff gardai thia .

Apple : Malai ta sabaile dhoyera katera khanchan.

Ambak : Malai pani sabaile dhoyera katera khanchan.

Kera chai chup-chap lagera basiraheko dekhera Apple le sodhyo: Kina timi chup chap lagera baseko ?

Kera : Ma k bhanu yaar, bhanna ni laaj lagchha, malai ta sabai jana le nangojhar banayera khanchan .

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

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A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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